A Brochure In Time Of Need

Hello! It is me, your Time Machine's Friendly Helper AI, or HAI for short! If, for any normal and completely not really bad reason... Uh, well, if for some reason you can't talk to me, I've created this helpful brochure to walk you through ANY and ALL issues* to help you get back to where you started so those special Time Machine technicians can fix me. Then you can talk to me again! It'll be GREAT.

*may or may not actually have solutions to all issues. I mean, time is vast and this is a trifold brochure, so the math is pretty much like dividing infinity with a trifold brochure.